Tahir is greatest mujaddid

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  1. Aqib alQadri

    Aqib alQadri Veteran

    indeed it is impermissible for a Muslim to spit onto najasat e galeezah (utter filth). a Muslim's saliva is sacred and a source of Shifa.

    Narrated Syedah Aa'isha: The Prophet used to say to the patient, "In the Name of Allah The earth of our land and the saliva of some of us cure our patients." (Bukhari)

    he needs to do public tawbah and do tadjeed e emaan. he will still not qualify to be called a mujaddid ("renewer" of his own faith).

    alas, liars and those who have insulted the Prophets & Sahabah (he has done both) - do not have the good fortune of being granted guidance to repent.
    Last edited: Sep 22, 2017
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  2. Unbeknown

    Unbeknown Senior Moderator

    sorry, forgot to mention, he has also inherited from his mentor the Munchausen-Coat-of-Arms - please edify yourselves...
  3. Unbeknown

    Unbeknown Senior Moderator

    he should not be disrespected by using commonplace titles like "doctor" or "mujaddid" - he is much much more than that - he is a world famous 'baron' - as famous as his illustrious teacher and mentor, the unparalleled cosmic-achiever, the great and mighty leader of all peoples, Baron Munchausen.

    he has done everything to earn that distinction and it is only fair that we allow him to keep it. so henceforth, woe betide anyone who dares address him by any title other than the well deserved, His Munchausenship.

    Further reading:

    1. The Endeavors and Exploits of His Munchausenship

    2. Secrets Unveiled, The Muchly Mystic Miracles of Muchausen Tahir (A self-effacing account of His Munchausinship's Nightly Adventures In Baghdad)

    3. Fire and Fury, aka, The Mighty and Menacing Munchausen Tahir.

    4. A documentary on the life of Munchausen senior. Like teacher like pupil.

    Please feel free to add to the list - it's history in the making and we must not miss any of his great moments.
  4. abu Hasan

    abu Hasan Administrator

    his minhaji followers are as brain-dead as modi's bhakts who will believe anything about their dear leader and will defend his most outrageous deviance.
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  5. abu Hasan

    abu Hasan Administrator

    as for works produced - he perused 400,000 hadith, even more than suyuti had come across!

    third-rate plagiarist...and most books ghost-written.

    nice mujaddid indeed.
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  6. abu Hasan

    abu Hasan Administrator

    a shameless liar caught out on TV many times, now claims tajdid.

    as for the mujaddids of yore - they wrote their books themselves and indeed renewed islam by stopping misguidance. this dajjal has departed from the way of ahl al-sunnah and has cursed himself by saying "if any of my words are untrue, then may Allah ta'ala deprive me of the shafa'at of RasulAllah sallAllahu alayhi wa sallam."

    and then he was found out - on videotape - to be untrue.

    mujaddido impostoro. mujaddido innovatoro.
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2017
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  7. abu Hasan

    abu Hasan Administrator

    what a mujaddid! trying to be more catholic than the pope and gathering all religions to proclaim the name of their lord in their own tradition...
    mujaddid of heresies.

    not worth spitting on this filth.
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  8. abu Hasan

    abu Hasan Administrator

    pakistani modi. just jumla baaz.
  9. Aqdas

    Aqdas Staff Member

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