why they are called "dev"bandis

Discussion in 'Bickering' started by Aqib alQadri, Mar 5, 2015.

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  1. Aqib alQadri

    Aqib alQadri Veteran

    My own, impromptu.
  2. AbdalQadir

    AbdalQadir time to move along! will check pm's.

    hahahaha brother Aqib, your composition or someone else's? sorry i'm a dunce with shayari
  3. Aqib alQadri

    Aqib alQadri Veteran

    Naam e DevBand ka raaz sab par khul gaya!
    DevPunditon ko *Dev* Shankar mil gaya!
  4. AbdalQadir

    AbdalQadir time to move along! will check pm's.

    this mustahiq al-la3nah hindu says that shankar and parvati are our first parents Adam and Hawwa (3alaihimus salam), wal 3eyadhu billahi ta3ala.


    faqeerkhan, if you're reading this, please do pass us the official memo on this guy from your darul uloom.

    if taarik o zaleel or his fanboys are reading this, please do let us know what they have to say to this hindu or about him.

    we know of course, that a devbandi can fault anyone except his own ilk.


    when we were kids, our grandmothers use to tell us not to make funny faces at each other or our faces would permanently become like that when we grow up.

    it seems this has become true of the devbandis.

    they used to call us "hindus" and "qabar pujaris" out of spite, our Mawlid gatherings were likened to the hindus celebrating the birth of kanhaiya wal 3eyadhu billah. and now, when they've grown 149 years old, their faces are literally morphed into what they used to mock us with.

    their own mullahs and muftis are calling themselves sons of shiv and parwati, hindus, celebrating diwali with their hindu brothers etc. etc. etc.

    i think pretty soon they will start celebrating kishan janmashtami as well. i'm starting to feel there was truth in what our grandmothers said about kids making faces at each other.


    darul uloom deoband's damage control PR department must be inundated by phone calls and their fatwa department must be doing over time this week trying to craft some super special husn az-zdhann, while their excellent urdu department must be busy digging for nuanced interpretations and tawils!

    maybe they need to add these statements of "geographically hindu" and "descendant of shiv and parwati" to the latest edition of the muhannad and get some more endorsements from some Arab shuykh on it.
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